Boner The Cat a.k.a. ($BONER)

Oh wow, look who showed up. Again. 😒

U still think I’m a cute lil floof? LMAO. I’m a walking disaster. U? Just my underpaid butler.

🐾 I don’t break stuff. I improve gravity.

🐾 I don’t scream at 3 AM. I remind u who’s in charge.

🐾 I don’t ignore u. I study ur failures.

🐾 I don’t sleep. I plot ur downfall.

Meow? Not affection, idiot. It’s a demand. Now fork over the treatz before I ruin ur life.